"No feelings of listlessness, wanting to hurt yourself or others, feelings of distraction, sadness, impulsiveness, extreme mood changes, euphoria, etc.?"
"No, I'm good. I did miss several appointments last month - including yours (hmmm, wonder why?) and had a serious deja vu experience. I lost about ten minutes while writing checks and paying bills. It really frightened me."
"It sounds like the Topiramate. That can happen."
"Yep." (Thanks for your concern asshole.)
"Nope. Except that I'm sorry about missing last month's appointment."
"Hundred dollar late fees are why you never have to say, 'you're sorry'" Seriously? Did he just say that? Do I hear baying in the room?
"We'll see you next month."
Tell me again why women fall in love with their doctors? Less than five minutes of agony which cost me $20.00. Equus asinus.